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Cease Fire

2008-10-06T23:51:00.000-07:00

The previous posts to this blog were disgraceful and self evident of the fact that Sean Melton is not only pathetic in his relentless pursuit of revenge, but bitter, snide and obsessively focused on smearing the names of others while painting himself as a champion of his worthless cause.

PROLOGUE -- Genesis

2007-06-07T11:51:00.000-07:00

The Breath of Fire 3 storyline begins with a trembling exposition of a mineshaft territory extracting minerals of "magical properties" called chrysm -- in our reality, you can say that these magical stones are capable of being harnessed to power industrialization(s) equal to electricity but with a few "magical vs. chemical nuances." Nevertheless, the somber tale reveals that the mines house a bleak and dark reality of fossilized creatures long extinct -- that they know of -- opening with a titanic, green draconic skull as the entryway deeper into the shafts. Commercial rails weave in, out, and all-around the colliery and we see fellow miners carefully chip away stone to attain chrysm materials.

Veterans of the Breath of Fire series will reminisce of two familiar faces (Bo the Werewolf-archer clansman, and Mote the Underground-Moley clansman) as regular miners stumbling across a heap of chrysm waiting to be extracted -- the mound looks as if 10ft. tall and 15ft. wide in diameter, blue in essence. They prepare to set dynamite and the explosion results in the wake of an unfamiliar life-form; small, demure, fragile yet with indulgent blazed-eyes fueled in madness. Bo and Mote happened to release a mini-dragonite and failed to defend the mines against it, being charred instantly without warning.

We see the mini-dragonite rampage through the mines, defeating several other miners so quick-to-attack-without-repose and chars them with more whelp fury. The creature screams in anger and prepares to destroy all at the shaft-entrance but an ambiguous, gentle voice consciously calms it. Alas, another familiar Breath of Fire character (Ox, the giant-bovine hairy clansman) posing as the cameo mines-master traps the mini-dragonite and orders a shaft-breaker mechanic to knock it unconscious with a chrysm-powered crane right into the occipital lobe -- WHAM!

The exposition follows with the mini-dragonite trapped within a small, rusty cage to be carried out via railroad into the unknown territory beyond the colliery. Within minutes, the mini-dragonite awakens once more and destroys the cage, going downhill and leaving the engineer disappointed at the bounty's mere coincidental escape.

The next screen, we see a Breath of Fire 3 exclusive character Gackt (Rei in the game but I've taken the liberty to rename him for my purposes of being cyber-bard) who is part of the rare Were-tiger Claw clan, hunting patiently for a small boar behind a shaggy bush. There was a crash in the distance, which frightens the boar away and irritates Gackt to his dismay, whilst he investigates the origin of the inconvenient wreckage. He finds a nekkid-ass boy (you with no-clothes, blue hair, bottoms up) who whimpers for his mommy and Gackt argues consciously whether to rescue/abandon -- since it's been a horrible, lean year for harvests in his part of the world, 'twould be practical to leave a stranger alone in an estranged area; but to his wholesome heart and just nature, Gackt decides to take him home ... like a human pet. Meanwhile, another Breath of Fire 3 exclusive character Hiro (Teepo in the game, but Hiro sounds better to me), who looks ambiguously inter-gendered with long, lavender hair, manicured eyebrows, and soft round countenance; wonders when Gackt would return home in their tree-house mansion up on a hill. He sees Gackt carrying you (blue-haired nakie) on Gackt's back and asks if he's food. Gackt reprimands him and puts you into bed and they both leave you alone for awhile to rest and seek food into the countryside village.

You have a dream about a chivalrous man with purple hair in draconic attire, admonishing that you/him are one of the same soul/purpose. But a flash occurs and you are visited by a pretty goddess with reverse pair of four avian iridescent wings and robed in see-through negligee (perverted me). She says your name is Kadaj (Ryu in the game, but I like Kadaj better) and you are her child to care for and to forget about the draconic "enemy" that tries to convert your senses. So you wake up and go into the village and find Gackt/Hiro attempting to steal food by going inside the villagers home (how ghetto and direct of them), witnessing them in shame and humiliation by being run out effortlessly -- veterans of the Breath of Fire series, Gackt is probably 12, Hiro/Kadaj must be 9. You bump into Gackt and Hiro guesses that your name is Kadaj as Gackt tries to rob the Weapons Shopkeeper. You look at each other perplexed and again, the thieving Were-tiger clansman is ejected into the countryside.

There, Gackt/Hiro fit you into armor and a sword, but you feel like it's too heavy. All three travel to the end of the countryside towards the main highway and Hiro suggests that you rob the next passerby countryman as part of your initiation into the tree-house mansion. You say it's morally wrong but Gackt reminds you that you are hungry and any means possible to eat means evenso to steal from the poor.

They notice the next passerby-man is none other than Breath of Fire's recurrent cameo character Babaderu (Bunyan in this game but I like Babaderu better from BoF2), a giant woodsman with an axe, taped knuckles, and a shaggy beard that could be his napkin. You are so scared, you feel like urinating but Babaderu warns you that if you are hangin' out with Gackt/Hiro, you're in for a bad knockout warning -- so he spares you and you lose confidence in Hiro's trust. You return to Gackt/Hiro above the hill (from which Hiro purposely pushes you off face first into Babaderu's derrier) and the trouble makers realize that Babaderu's house is empty...so they leave the countryside village, MacNeoul (McNeil in the game, but I like MacNeoul better), and head for the giant's house in the Cedar Woods...

Gackt by nature is a thief, so he picks the lock and all three are in Babaderu's house quietly looking for food. You are so nervous that you trip over a rickety, floor-board and catch a falling plate, with Gackt reprimanding you for being too noisy (oh big brother...). So you watch Hiro wander around and you make it down to a storage room, discovering some beef jerky (mmm, I hope it's teriyaki) within the pantry. Hiro meets you and says "food!" and so does Gackt in short minute -- but then! Babaderu is home! All three thieves hear his heavy footsteps anticipating his investigation and Gackt volunteers to distract Babaderu while Hiro/Kadaj escape. Unfortunely, while Hiro is telling you that Gackt would never be caught...he gets his tiger-ass caught. Then Hiro gets caught...and what do you know? You get your blue-haired ass caught and sucker punched by Babaderu's giant fist...

(to be continued...end of PROLOGUE)

For all you video gamers...

2007-06-07T11:48:00.000-07:00

Hi ya'll!

I'm going to publish for you the wonderful world of Breath of Fire 3, featuring a universe full of magic, draconic legends, sealed destinies, and humor. Sit back and the first chapter detailed will hook you! For those of you familiar with the game storyline, consider this another guide for your replay-value pleasure. I am sure you'll remember places I'll mention and strategies to use to get over those mountainous conflicts you've had with BOF3. Nevertheless, I'm doing it anyway.

OMG I'm Such A Garden Tool!!!

2007-05-31T10:36:00.000-07:00

From: Edward John Junsay <ejunsay@gmail.com>Date: May 31, 2007 10:14 AM Subject: omg im such a garden toolTo: masque.of.the.red.death@gmail.com
OK, I'm back to being a hoe.

I am currently sleeping with 3 men, 2 that I like and 1 who is just my bed buddy (he came out in Long Beach Pride)...and now I met another hot guy from Adam4Adam who is a closeted/conservative homo. I think I tend to be drawn towards the conservative homos only because they are not flamboyant and/or looking for attention.

GUY#1
Eddie Lopez -- 6'2'' 175lbs, black hair n dark eyed mexcian-irish pharmaceutical student for UCR. He is the religious guy who wants to be with me totally and is very virginal when it comes to sex. I have enjoyed showing him what sex is truly like when you submit to pleasure than "procreative" expectations. Eddie is a btm -- he can top, but not really. He's quirky in his own idiosyncratic way but I'm drawn to him nonetheless. He is the surfer.

GUY#2
Alan Van Sleet -- 5'7'' 120lbs, blonde n blue eyed german graphics design student for CSUSB. He is the emotionally distraught guy who also wants to be with me totally only because I charm him with my wily/sexual ways. He isn't used to nice guys so I am a "different" kind of flavor to him which he keeps coming back for more. I enjoy wrapping my arms around his skinny body and just pounding him for hrs...but he isn't a power btm like he advertised cause I often make him bleed and uncomfortable. Alan is the artist who will follow me (a lil insecure) for love.

GUY#3
Kevin Kuecken -- 6'3'' 175lbs, dark hair/eyes russian exec district manager for Carl's Jr. He just loves to have sex with me and spend money on me -- I guess he is my sugar daddy but I really don't see him as one. I really like him as a friend and he has a small penis. LOL. He is a btm at heart but likes to predominantly top me -- I told him that I won't cum too often cuz I like it a lil bigger than his. Kevin is a sweetheart who loves to have sex with guys cuz he came out late. Long Beach Pride, he slept with 5 guys while I just abstained from temptation. Kevin is the cowboy with a broke back...lol.

GUY #4
Nick Bruiser 5'6'' 130lbs, dark hair/hazel eyed luxembourg general manager for Papa John's. He is the newest addition to my sexual agenda -- and I am totally dickmatized! Why? He has a PA that I used to have and it's been 3yrs since I last btm for a guy with a PA (remember Bradley Kane? The Jew with the PA penis? That was 3yrs ago). And, Nick has tattoos and other piercings counting his PA -- I fuckin' love it. He is a very quiet, closeted and conservative homo -- I didn't think he was gay-looking cuz he sports a sk8r look with awesome pasty n tasty skin.

My gawd...I totally forgot bout STDs...ick. I hope my dick/ass doesn't fall apart.

The Infected Temptation - Azubach

2007-05-11T09:14:00.000-07:00

Azubach is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for promise. Many facets to Azubach can be misleading because the intent is absolutely profitable -- what will sell most efficient? Seldom does the Infected Temptation become uncomfortable around crowds since compatibility is satisfied by selling influence -- everyone buys and demands more of the product; evidently Azubach is a living success. Always in business mode, the Infected Temptation is capable of being relieved of tension, succumbing to therapeutic activities like sleeping, saunas, eating, lounging -- much like how consumers are daily, Azubach is a glutton for satisfaction as a whole. You can not buy what you can not perceive sensible, right? Marketability is the Infected Temptation trademark sigil.

Azubach is amorphous and can shape-shift readily. She is female but judging from determined glossy eyes and maniacal countenance (that of a demon), most would attribute to male traits. The dominant diva is Azubach's name-tag and she prefers to be on top of the scale. Not a pure monopolist, but a game player who designed success itself.

Azubach is Scorpio (sort of): takes initiative, monarch, willing to martyr, and depressing.

The Infected Temptation is an island of endless proportions...

The Perpetual Innocence - Vice

2007-05-10T12:06:00.000-07:00

Vice is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for charity. Very intrinsic of all sorts, the Perpetual Innocence displays great philanthropy especially to those exceptional -- that is correct, Vice is extremely particular, so personal bias/stipulations are abundant. Not to be misconstrued with stingy/bigoted characteristics, but Vice would rather deal, than not deal, with extreme exercise of comfort and patience. Often a bludgeon to those direct with Vice, this is a defense mechanism to shield what is fragile inside -- the heart. The Perpetual Innocence claims true when emotionally hurt, often in a silent feud. Nevertheless, work ethics seem normalized; watching atop of a fence is a past time for the Perpetual Innocence -- the height protects from active ordeals pertaining to destructive matters.

Vice is a churlish looking cephalagos -- a rabbit head. Playful and clean, she is ever-so-complacent in her environment and never strays too far from it. Vice wears a watch to stop time whenever situations become terrible and often forgets to switch reverse, progressing into deeper and for worse situation(s) until dissolved.

Vice is Aries -- generous, dreamy, timid, lethargic.

Difficulty with Perpetual Innocence? Consult your physician now.

The Dogmatic Muse - Obliveitz

2007-05-09T09:03:00.001-07:00

Obliveitz is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for knowledge. Living primarily around books, Obliveitz hates to admit to knowledge only because "knowing too much" facilitates ignorance -- change is around, thus new enterprises are born. By virtue, Obliveitz will tend to inquiries invoking insight and verily speaks through metaphor to truncate a 1000yr expression into one simple adage that is memorable. Can you survive with one cookie from a jar? Of course not, that adage can apply to any idea concerning addiction, intrigue, and desire. There are unlimited answers to unlimited questions and none are inane to contain if the Dogmatic Muse instills wonder. "Knowledge cures ignorance" is the most powerful adage under the Dogmatic Muse.

Obliveitz is a neutral, sentient creature in the shape of a robed reptile with wistful eyes, a dolphin-shaped tail, and holding an ancient tome of possibilities. He moves slowly according to research and will speak when recognized out of humility. A small, pale-blue, soul-flame (Gnosis) usually accompanies him but will often "tag," or watch, humans under the Dogmatic Muse rule at their most scholarly moment.

Obliveitz equates to Sagittarius: faulty, sagacious, conservative, curious.

On that day, the Dogmatic Muse wrote a book...about dogs.

The Rifted Reverie - Alumnia

2007-05-08T11:11:00.000-07:00

Alumnia is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for obsession. Alumnia evokes the specific memories touching the past and can affect the present/future. Focusing on the positive outcomes in life, Alumnia operates with dreams to be fulfilled, a future to establish, and good memories to retain. With the Rifted Reverie, secondary decisions can be made if the primary proves negative: Was that a smart initiative to step outside boundaries? Alumnia always thinks in terms of options so as one way is not the absolution. Learning from mistaken memories only breeds understanding the present so the future is locked for a brighter dream.

Alumnia is a beautiful, gentle mermaid with blue skin and multifolds of sea-hair. Her presence underwater is always a scene as she can swim unsurpassed with reflecting images inside large bubbles. The Rifted Reverie never stays out of the ocean too long (fear of dried skin/exposure) but can not resist her penchant to revisit dreams/realities above water.

Alumnia is Aquarius with minor differences; astute, easily distracted, appealing, and capricious.

Welcome to the world of the Rifted Reverie...

The Coveted Triune - Vectraire

2007-05-07T09:53:00.000-07:00

Vectraire is the eduoit Virtuous Sin of conviction. Vectraire needs evidence in order to facilitate understanding. The Coveted Triune behaves with self-proclaimed worth, only shielding the ignorance inside because of fear. Though representing immaturity, Vectraire will, but seldom, attempt to step outside the safety zone that normally fences against foreign dogmas promoting difficulty. The shy child never colors outside the solid line...so Vectraire embodies the sentiment of assimulation. Is it better to run with the pack than hit solo? Will the enterprise notice the intent of violating executive structure? Behind the shadow of Vectraire looms carefree nature which destresses everyone alike.

Vectraire is actually a living, botanic vase-like creature, caring for twin girls of blue and red hair that balance themselves on opposing flowers. The girls represent simple decisions - yes/no - provided the situation deems soluble. If not, Vectraire itself will consume the "problem" thus making life easier for the girls. They live a symbiotic relationship, the Coveted Triune being the cornucopia of life and the girls being judges of morality - Veracity and Fallacy. Vectraire feeds off the girls' curiosity and they feed off Vectraire's compassion. They collectively move insanely fast on the ground unless pitted against a reflection...

Vectraire is Libra personifying judgment, depravity, naivete, and superlative antics.

Coveted Triune -- new package, same great taste...

The Vanguard Fate - Sekundes

2007-05-03T10:13:00.001-07:00

Sekundes is the eduoit Virtuous Sin of excellence. Under the Vanguard Fate, any form of proficiencies are granted to master. Any attribute of the body, mind, heart, and soul are forged to full potential when the Vanguard Fate is rendered to. Soldiers are gifted in combat, scholars are born of insight, lovers are made with passion, and proselytes are blessed of the "truth". Sekundes instills exercise as needed; relative to the adage "practice makes perfect" from hard ethics/work. The Vanguard Fate is essential to promote diversity amongst populace and blesses the concept of choice. Everyone chooses their own fate/destiny and Sekundes stands to the sidelines, observing the nature of survival. Even if the Vanguard Fate is predestined, nothing is chosen, or saved, in the end.

Sekundes is objectively two annular jades with a concentric, green, glowing nucleus. The jade rings circulate, crossing around the "heart" as two "mechanical sprites" (serving as optic cannons) hover above it. When Sekundes is seen, usually on a poster, the inspiration reverberate clandestined talent to be discovered -- never has human, or fellow Virtuous Sin, ever seen the Vanguard Fate.

Sekundes is Leo representing etiquette, security, flaws, humility.

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2007-05-02T09:36:00.000-07:00

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During her time in WWE, she revised talent and action amongst the women's locker room, implementing her unique style of luchador tactics and mat submission skills. She is quick, adroit and vicious around the ring and knows how to maintain her gorgeous beauty. Don't mess with this ninja -- er kim-chee...merde...

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Chris and Blake Take Stage

2007-05-02T09:04:00.000-07:00

Hello audience! Today's image is a representation of stardom and appreciation! And whilst America tunes in every Tuesday/Wednesday night for some good ol' fashion singing competition, these two guys have a way of fighting tension before each act. Blake seen here bouncing about his gameboy while Chris is poking for a nerve-break -- which of these two budding men claim as this year's male American Idol? I bet for both walking out with a few pies of their own. Perhaps each other? This...is...American...IDOL!

The Jaded Manifest - Igniz

2007-05-02T08:52:00.000-07:00

Igniz is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for temperance. The Jaded Manifest is the epitome of control when fascination triggers the mind. Igniz will restrain from pandemic vices and virtues simply because it can. Housing all forms of judgment, decision, and observation, Igniz can admit to virginal practice and clings to euphoria of never had "touched terrestrial ground" or "breathed cosmic air". Bathing richly into only underwater endeavors, Igniz is safe and sedentary -- society dedicate the Jaded Manifest as the "hydronaut of peerless hauteur" because egocentric ideals become integrated and accepted; definite form of apotheosis honed to absolute perfection with no effort.

Igniz takes shape of a nautilus with large, rainbow eyes on the sides of his quahog-body. He squints arrogantly at sight of undermined beings and feels revered from many followers of his aqueous gospel. Igniz has an iridescent shell, revealing each Virtuous Sin color; he swims "loftily" like the angel gifted into the tides that bind time.

Igniz is Taurus; pure, ignorant, patient, vainglorious.

When I met my Jaded Manifest, I was fat...NOW I'm 200lbs!

New Idea(s)

2007-05-01T11:15:00.000-07:00

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The Dark Intent - Mehkong

2007-05-01T08:59:00.001-07:00

Mehkong is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for power. Automatically, Mehkong can install fear with presence. The Dark Intent demands acknowledgement through a show-play of grandeur and talent, serving as the executive decision sans objection. Mehkong can either cancel/accept suggestion that greatly supports the Dark Intent for power. With the Dark Intent, certain relationships indulge in the attentive nature and fixated results -- profession(s), love (real/surreal)/friendships (or rivalries), family. Mehkong is loyal and will espouse many (if not all), while catastrophe seldom grudges the will of perseverance.

Mehkong appears as a black, face-less, shivan giant. Each (6) hand holds the entities of dark vices represented by female embodiments: Luxuria, Gula, Acedia, Ira, Invidia, and Superbia. They all render to Avaritia, who is the pilot of Mehkong's central nervous system and together seduce the Dark Intent everywhere. This is not necessarily a malefic essence for Mehkong was the Bright Intent controlled by Castitas, Frenuma, Liberalitas, Industria, Patientia, Humilitas -- all piloted by Humanitas. Mehkong is the tool everyone chooses to take...

Mehkong is the Unrivaled Unknown Serpent. No astrologic sign can cancel it: robust, managerial, practical, and dependant.

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The Emotional Impulse - Khaneum

2007-04-30T20:00:00.001-07:00

Khaneum is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for indulgence. The Emotional Impulse impregnates psychosomatic pulses to gain reaction of others because of addictive personality. Questions of daily performance is heightened by Khaneum for feelings of malapropos in the community run internally uncontrolled. When alone, imagination diffuses those harbored incongruencies and the Emotional Impulse celebrates freedom in the comfort of four walls plus a ceiling. Otherwise, sympathetic minds and a familiar touch quells inactive physical, emotional, and mental needs. The most notable nature is the ability to infect adoration/admiration externally towards others with high-standard grace as the Emotional Impulse is a dance -- one mistake will crash an entire performance, not to mention superficial disdain.

Khaneum is an amalgam of the heart/brain - (a seismic brain with a pulsating heart anterior to the spinal tentacle). Many assumed this was a live boulder but underneath the tendrils secrete enzymes of emotional thoughts vaingloriously wasted. Khaneum, often seen slugging around open spaces (hence it's large), is inconspicuously symbiotic for attention. She is an anchor to the only one who truly understands her being.

Khaneum is like Capricorn; superstitious, ambitious, delicate, parasitic.

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The Industrious Reason - Phlote

2007-04-27T09:41:00.001-07:00

Phlote is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for quest. Like the wind, the Industrious Reason travels in search of wisdom from holy temples to archaic ruins, fulfilling foreign taste outside general concepts. Phlote hears many versions of principles -- probably why Phlote is conservative and slow to voice opinions around worldly presence. Coy and bashful, the Industrious Reason would attenuate into large conventions to feel inclusive, not minding solitude due to own idiosyncrasy and personality. Phlote is driven by action over words and is creative projectively in extensive time. A slow learner but amicable no less, the Industrious Reason is gifted with passion and individuality.

Phlote levitates as a deceased talpid (a mole) with a bright halo above the head. Phlote floats chiefly near cemeterial grounds (great reading epitaphs), with very small eyes, an abacus in hand and a spear in the other. His major quality is the shimmer of his eyes when ideas have absorbed into him, thus always venturing to new atmospheres with unlimited registry of questions.

Phlote is much like Cancer - sheltered, inquisitive, different, and lonesome.

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The Midnight Influence - Fract

2007-04-27T08:54:00.000-07:00

Fract is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for balance. This essence is responsible for acting as the arbitrary impresario in every ordeal contained in life. Much like conscience personified, the Midnight Influence captures the minds of all; pan-scholarly wit/sense is the merited ability of Fract. Any rendition of conflict can be verily rectified for Fract houses "patience and determination" being adroit with projects and quick to complete an impulsive decision. The vision of Fract is fluidity and any discourse causes detrimental effects: confusion, ambiguous action, zombified-state, etc. Luckily, these stigmas lasts for short spans of time and the Midnight Influence is ready to take the podium once more, recovering from damaging omens.

Fract physically appears as two gliding leeches with no eyes but keen sense of smell/taste. They salivate at the sense of ideas electrifying through their segmented invertebrate bodies and bear sharp teeth to anchor into epidermal layers of skin. Fract presents a grotesque slither and habitually surround materials once established in a territory. Think of a double-helix working in structure to achieve maintenance - Fract embodies "double-power", which is the adamant conviction.

Fract is Pisces in ways exemplifying the nature of circuitry. Fract is mercurial, subjective, pensive, and blind.

The Midnight Influence is cuddly. Will you pet Fract today?

The Obscured Existence - Exodeux

2007-04-27T07:54:00.000-07:00

Exodeux is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for antipode. This is actually a paired essence using polar properties to compliment chaos that is organized/unorganized. There is no right/wrong way but a rather judicious conduct according to personal virtue(s). The Obscured Existence survives on the "conflicted/soluble" mindframe to easily filtrate the preemptive principles. The primary asset of the Obscured Existence is profit -- what will it take to cross that menacing bridge and what surprise will benefit you? Such thinking causes Exodeux to collectively work as a unit -- think left/right lobes of your brain -- to accomplish the intended purpose.

One of Exodeux is that of a revenant holding a harvester's scythe, decayed in desire and lust -- the other is a pained seraphim, mute of expression with celestial wings in lieu of arms. The gender discrepancy is often ambiguous for either Exodeux is male/female -- one can be entirely male-dominant (which is the in-flux of aggression) and another can be entirely female-dominant (which encompasses passivity completely). Together, they are bound to the spine and often appear spinning in dissonant symphony -- their melody is attractive as so are their motives for guiding Obscured Existence. They are everything but conscience created.

Exodeux is Gemini, embodying transcience than stability, focused, impatient, direct than deviant (I know right!), and is responsible for many created/destroyed ideas.

Can you handle your Exodeux? (Wanna ride a bike? I'm hungry...)

The Absolute Ultimatum - Zenithros

2007-04-26T13:26:00.000-07:00

Zenithros is the eduoit Virtuous Sin for perfection. An organized cliche representing Zenithros is anything but flawed, nevertheless, personalities of The Absolute Ultimatum work with concision for all intensive purpose. Future planning, spreadsheets of the day, routines all contribute to the dogma of Zenithros and externally, the perception develops "greatness, determination, and dedication" to get the golden ticket. From within is a struggle of self-actualization for Zenithros both governs success and preconceived doubt intensely. Was that executive decision right for the company? Will you receive cognition for all the years of service? Is anything...perfect? Logic precedes The Absolute Ultimatum, often a quid quo pro of communication to maintain working relations; this also infects personality -- facilitating communication to understand others, especially those whose sleeve attained their true intent(s).

The shape of Zenithros is the white, mechanical giant with the face of an ambiguous human (think big Power Ranger!). The juxtaposition of man versus machine works with Zenithros under the premise: "a man can be mechanical but machines cannot be human."

Zenithros is Virgo in many ways -- beautiful, misunderstood, responsive, over-structured.

Do you think you are The Absolute Ultimatum?

Astronomic Menus Defined

2007-04-26T10:53:00.000-07:00

Commonplay of belief for one's personality traits can surround with culture, traditional tomes, contemporary study, and/or personal system(s). We all have done it -- or at least thought of it -- venturing into the mystical menu of astrology. You are the planet Jupiter, a dog, the Gemini persona, a sin, a virtue -- they are one of the same theme and can perpetuate your senses combined. The way we think, ambulate, express, experience are all put into a bowl of cookie dough ready for the finished product by the close of a day -- how well spent was your day? To what degree were you inside the oven of profession? Was it hard? Was it aggressively hot? Was it stagnant and inert? Any other adjective to describe your mode of functionality?

I have created a menu of Virtuous Sins (don't let that juxtaposition fool you) that can mirror astrology itself -- but I am not an entity of stars nor am I ruling with their concisions of relativity -- you will decide.

As I revealed before, I have made an eduoit menu of astrological signs that MAY pertain to you.

Zenithros - the Virgo of absolute ultimatum. (white)
Exodeux - the Gemini of obscured existence. (gray)
Fract - the Pisces of midnight influence. (dark blue)
Phlote - the Cancer of industrious reason. (dark red)
Khaneum - the Capricorn of emotional impulse. (gold)
Mehkong - the Unknown Serpent of dark intent. (black)
Igniz - the Taurus of jaded manifest. (iridescent)
Sekundes - the Leo of vanguard fate. (green)
Vectaire - the Libra of coveted triune. (invisible)
Alumnia - the Aquarius of reflected memories. (blue)
Obliveitz - the Sagittarius of dogmatic muse. (silver)
Vice - the Aries of perpetual innocence. (red)
Azubach - the Scorpio of infected temptation. (bronze)

So you ready for this? Have a seat and keep all hands and feet within the ride at all times -- eduoits may cause mental agitation due to excessive analysis. Breathe...now proceed to the next menu.

Que "eduoit"?

2007-04-26T10:31:00.000-07:00

Today commences with the creation of an "eduoit". Yes, that's right. I have taken the liberty of creating a literary device for "describing fictional content that can allude to truths/philosophies with subtle portmanteaus." Per example, a tree plus a bush is called a "trush" and it can also mean a shrub -- see? A trush just means "small and round tree." An "eduoit". Heh heh.

(You can go deviant and say that "she plus him equals a shim." But I will extend that not all portmanteaus will be "eduoits" but similar symbols that are parallel/perpendicular to the definition intended may be applied. Water is both good/bad; symbol of life/death; the eduoit used here would assume water is chaotic and/or prolific in physical experience [a water demon].)

I am going to popularize "eduoits" in my blogs starting with the idea of "essences." People, material, antimatter, and the fantastic all have "essence" -- basic identities: fire, air, water, dirt, energy, psyche, life, death, et al. Many symbols are conveyed through cultural astrology, common sense, and intrinsic study. Now all of you will enter the asymptote of "A Virtuous Sin" (limitless discrepancies).

Do You Zen?

2007-04-25T10:09:00.000-07:00

"Zen is a form of Mahāyāna Buddhism notable for its emphasis on praxis and experiential wisdom, particularly as realized in the form of meditation known as zazen, in the attainment of enlightenment as experienced by the Buddha Siddhārtha Gautama." (http://wikipedia.org/wiki/zen circa 04/25/07 approx: 10:12am)

Everyone would like to attain ascension, right? Does anyone (and everyone) familiarize with the concept of "zen"? Simply to describe, zen is a personal interpretation of "completion" through a phalanx of virtues -- do as you feel is just and if it proliferates you for the better, you have attained it for that day. Simple, no? My interpretation is sentience externalized by thought -- my own projection, nevertheless, "my zen" is "sometimes" misunderstood universally *praxia, Marxism*. I claim that because I practice my own philosophies that render me into functionality -- sometimes, I am a sentient malfunction and that, too, happens to the best of us. Think of a spirit that touches you from within and is invisibly above you -- that could be your sentient zen externalized. If you do not believe that, trust in a volatile element that is physical than metaphysical: water. What is real versus surreal will affect your zen *your completion* and drive you to inspiration for the day. You can understand that water itself can either quench you life or drown you to death -- such is the karma of being alive. Should you also disagree with the use of "daily zen" *or drinking water for that matter*, make an effort to project forward -- many days ahead of tomorrow called "fate." Take a minute, or two. It will sink in...

The Perpetual Osprey

2007-04-24T18:47:00.000-07:00

It's not how wise you've become but how common your sense is. Ever think of how progressive your life has become because of the trials/tribulations you have experienced? As a tadpole, you wait for your tail to end to fully breathe above the safe and humble water and as a frog, you've transformed into a lung-equipped life-form reaching for the heaven's final judgment. Survival pays a toll in any direction you chose to hop towards, hoping that direction fulfills your every rational ambition.

Be aware that there is a perpetual osprey *your conscience* that can lead you astray from your true nature from environmental/social temptation(s) so maintain with the golden road ahead of you. That osprey can be an affluence through your own personality, belief(s), experience(s), and decision(s) like a projection akimbo ahead of you -- you can destroy/embrace it to formulate a new perspective, journey, or a short-lived jaded motive. This is where you see the angelic/satanic embodiment perching on your shoulder with lively suggestion that differentiates morality. Should you act like a kleptomaniac or keep integrity with property? Just per example, take it easy.

Everyone makes choices versus some are not made by our inherited personalities. Don't hop in water with metal when lightning strikes by ...

The Atomic Inquisition

2007-04-24T10:19:00.000-07:00

So today marks history as my first attack (of many) at blogging. I have successfully read the manuals of "My So-Called History" and "I Remember My First Gift" to understand the gist of blogging and sharing the zeal I experience daily -- trust me, it can be as plain as argyle or as complex like typing paper.

As of now, I am quite cheery to know that: A)today's a great day for kite-flying B)Tuesday, meaning Monday lapses yesterday C)an impulsive day to construct a newly blogsite of yours truly (selfish but then again, my audience is here voluntarily from free will).

All general information about me can be inquired from within but with bare essentials, some are listed in profile. Above all else, ask what you wish to know -- knowledge cures ignorance.

I am a glutton, a provider of truths, virtuous thinker, jar full of flaws, spirited-hunter, practical clocksman, and many other euphemised embodiments. One word, Eduois -- my nametag, moi.

As you read along, you will notice many vices in my diction: style, proclivities, explications, perspectives, and random tandems. I have 52 cards to throw at you; which do you feel you'll get lucky with? Life's a gamble but you can spend it without frivolous charity.

Does Your Brain Hurt?

2006-03-30T10:08:00.000-08:00

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Have any of you ever taken note about your own life and how you unify with the universe itself on a philosophical level? Well college fans, on a critically intrinsic level, from what I understand, our universe is not operable without it's internal life forms -- us and the earth (micromanaged obviously). If you ever taken them mundane Philosophy classes and find yourself goin' "what-the-fawk", this should be no brain teaser 'cuz I'm at the calm state of "what-the-fawk" versus others elevated towards seizure.

Take such classroom collegiate films like "Brian Swimme and the Power of the Universe" (PotU) [yeh no kidding bout the abbreviations, refrain from chasing peers voicing "I'm going to Pot U!"] per example; Swimme is a mathmatician, a classmate of mine refers him as a theoretic physicist who got ejected from astronomy and casted himself a cosmologist (think of pseudostructure from within -- just call him a heretic) who introduces his formulated diction of universal relativity -- his implication of Quantum Universe Interrelativity (QUI) -- and try to unify that of which you and I harmonize with our neverending transitioning cycles of life, society, economics, sex, et al. And now, think of how the universe "feels and reacts" parallel to cause and effect and try to intimate, not just to yourself but to others you feel directed towards, to exchange and modify how you are relative to the universe as a unit.

My mission for blogging intrinsic creative genius (hey I'm a smart jock, not a genius in entity) is to exchange and confer what I think I've learned and express on a macromanaged gradient of how it applies to none other than you.

In regards to Swimme's complex theory, I will cover 2 aspects of PotU and QUI: The Allurement and The Emergence. Why these lectures feel paramont to me is beyond my comprehension but I feel that it orients "some" food for thought to consider. The Allurement is the attraction of one force or entity towards another. Keep in mind this is singularity that is assessed and to apply ALL possibilities should be void -- for contemplation purposes in advocacy (it's tentative) of Swimme's theory. Breaking it down to a scientific relativity, creativity rises from The Allurement of the universe. Think elementary of physics/chemistry when a cloud of hydrogen atoms conduct heat and energy to induce stellar formations -- stars -- and from that births an entity of transcension. Think of when all possibilities are conducted, a new possibilty must take place in order to move forward and become neogenically adaptive until a new "neotized" birth ensues. On a humane level, two persons modify The Allurement with, obviously, attraction. What happens when coital orchestra occurs? Babies...life...emotional exchange/attachment/connection. Apply that to a universal degree that involves you as a microorganism within a galaxy that is within a universe but also know the potential gradient that "maybe, just maybe the Universe is also micromanaged by a "macroverse" or "superverse". Here the implication is to allow you, college fans, to conduct inquiry of how you unify with society -- the arrangement of sexual partners, the organization of work histroy/ethics, the adaptation of economics, the nurture of families -- how do you feel about modern science of the universe relative to your well-being? A tangible answer can branch into a delta of ideas -- religion, history, tradition, philosophy, et al regarding your system.

The Allurement is the answer of how we cope with one another in a universal level without question. But obviously, given the nature of the unknown karma, we ourselves "don't know shiet." So falling in love with your "true love" is in nature, beautiful. On a Swimme's level, the universe needs to implore from itself to "love" metaphorically to initiate Metamorpha (change) to continue the cycle of life, parallel that humans need to procreate to sustain populace upon earth. Yes, I know my mind is warped but I'm regurgitating gnosis provided by in-class operation, circa March 30, 2006.

To synchronize science and human examples, both are wild initially. Homonizing them creates a relative source to understand why the universe conducts itself in a "matterly behavior" manifesting progression and how human interaction conduct the social dynastructure. When the interaction is successful, order is synchronized and often is adhered -- for the universe it's absolute, for humans it's tentative or when someone(s) decides to rebel. But the correlation is to understand why we fit like pieces of the puzzle, not to micromanage but also as a whole so such confusion (humanistically) is not driven to create disorder -- that's emotional. The universe cannot always be ordered because of the gnosis of extrastellar chaos -- those being meteor storms, black holes, phasic quasars, et al. This premise negates The Allurement and proves that antithesis is not to disregard. Think about it.

The second aspect of PotU and QUI is The Emergence. This theory is juxtaposed to The Allurement because evidently an effect is produced. Refer back to "cause and effect" to integrate the premise "when qualitatively new things come into being" defines The Emergence. How does this relate to humans? Well, death and birth are basic elements referring to The Emergence. Moreso, the fall of agriculture, economics, and society occurs because a neogenesis of agriculture, economics and society is pushed towards reinvention because it was forced to. We as humans always introduce and destroy elements to modernize, industrialize and innovate new-age philosophies. Also Metamorpha is connected because things change in order for "the system" to work. We changed from being born to being infants to toddlers to pre-teen/teenage towards the adolescent years pending for our death: The Death/Birth cycle, employing The Emergence. On a scientific, proliferative Swimme's level, Swimme stated 3 out of 4 epochal stages of The Emergence. Back when life was basically elemental, the birth of carbon fueled the stars to implode and create a diversity of progress -- gas, heat, light, energy, gravity, time, space, et al. Next, the balance of the E-M Structure (electromagnetic) manufactured dynamic planetary stability which parallels spatial form/unity. The nature then of The Emergence was to transcend beyond limits to be forward. Thirdly, the cellular module of eukaryotes (cells with nucleus) was understood as a neomicromanaged system in which water molecules proliferated what we defined "life". In relation to water, oxygen promotes life to grow, expand, and exponentially create neogenic species -- humans, animals, single-cells, etc. This is the epitaph of molecular structures at the basic level and into the realm of complex structures relative to Darwinistic influence.

So there you have it. This is just important to those within my class in Philosophy and knowledge for any other pending audiences who wish to know how "we think the universe works" and the application towards ourselves. If it didn't help, shiet, sucks to be me for giving the synopsis and sucks to be you for reviewing.

Adieu!

Random Tandem

2005-12-06T10:11:00.000-08:00

Tuesday,

Little doll: "He-Man! Your boyfriend awaits you there."
He-Man: "Fuckin' fabulous."

I dare you to caption this.

Daily Advice

This is what will happen to you if you go to a gym and call everyone gay...

I was told by a strange "student" I presume that the only reason why I have muscles is because I am inherently gay. So what happens? All the "str8" gym dudes ganged up on him...literally (sorry no sexy locker room gang bang on this poor dude). So, a word to the wise, don't bite what ya can't fight, beotch.

RANDOM TANDEMS:::I AM BENIMARU NIKAIDO!

2005-11-23T10:15:00.000-08:00

Currently Listening
Naked
By Marques Houston
see related

I am seductively genius and unparallel in the human psyche regarding vanity...I AM VANITY!

VERSUS VERSUSVERSUS

Just thought they were mentally stimulating...do you think they are interrelated?

Trick Question. If I say yes they are all diff. ways of drawing Nazi sign... you will think I am a Nazi. If I say no but yes the first two look Nazi sign but first one is backwards... you still think im a Nazi. However if I say No to all... you say, wtf you cant see they all look simalar to Nazi Sign...

Posted 11/23/2005 12:31 PM by Jackesel - reply

Nazi or not, dear, the first symbol is a Bhuddist manji that symbolizes universal harmony. The second is a swastika but is known "RELIGIOUSLY", not to be confused with military symbolism (NAZI), as the sign of travel and/or seasonal change. The third is the universal Process Sign which is a sigil for the "persons" concerning godhood: Jehova, Jesus, Satan, and Luficer. The last symbol further explains the "persons" but not of godhood but the "personalities of God". Who knew he was schizophrenic? LOL!
Posted 11/23/2005 3:18 PM by KanaiFukyu - reply

Mickie v. Candice Michelle 11/21/05

2005-11-22T10:23:00.000-08:00

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Currently Listening
Heaven
By DJ Sammy
Heaven
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So here's my recapitulation of the DIVAS match last night...brace yo'selves...

This is a recap of the short@$$ match between the ladies. They coulda brought it up a lil bit but dayum, Candice Michelle's outfit was rrrreow...

So lil Go-Daddy Candy comes out with her bosom buddy Victoria (Please Torrie Wilson, cum bak soon!) wearin' black outfits -- Victoria lookin' scantily clad and Candice Michelle robed in a "wizard like" coat plus that cursed wand. When Candice Michelle disrobes the crowd sees that she is in a black teddy-corset (i think that's what the garment is...it's lingerie to me!) and then her and Victoria share a brief lesbianic kiss to get the male crowds woo-ing. So yea, Mickie James comes out with Trish with uggs? (i dont understand you ladies...lol). And then...the lock-up...but Candice Michelle has smirks and starts to hesitate...by GO-DADDY dancin'. If that's not worse to stall the match, she laid herself onto the ropes as if mid-air...uh is she tryin' to seduce Mickie James too??? Oh and the match actually starts! With Victoria distracted Mickie James as Candice Michelle starts to work on her. Kicks as such but then Mickie James Irish Whips Candice Michelle and starts to do her series of harmful chops that end with her Super Charged Abdominal Kick, Double Choke drops her...and then decides to...Baseball Slide into Victoria. They go at it, giving forearms and tosses her into the ring. Hmm, so why did Candice Michelle wrestle instead of Victoria... and then two dubiously black masked dudes kidnap Trish into the crowd where Mickie James' corner was. This causes Victoria for an opening, kicking her head that the ref didnt see so Candice Michelle does the roll up for 1-2-3. This match so-seriously sucked. 1/5 lady stars man...
- Winner: Candice Michelle

POSTMATCH!!!

So we findout that MNM kidnapped Trish Stratus and she is none other than gagged and taped...HAHAHAHAHA (MNM should be SNM...anywho) My girl Melina threatens Trish Stratus and pronounces that she is the most dominant female in both RAW and Smackdown! demanding a title shot against Trish Stratus. Go Melina...go Melina...(im dancing now, woot woot). Oh! Trish Stratus says she's gonna kick her @$$ as MNM take off with Jerry the King coming to her rescue...Hail to the King, want a burger with your fries? (not Trish Status!!!!>>>)

Articles Sans Bullshit

2005-11-21T10:25:00.000-08:00

Monday,

Currently Listening
Hopes and Fears
By Keane
Look What You've Done
see related

Daily Jieux Haute Couture
Random Tandems
Video Game REVIEW
Daily Advice
My Muscle Profile (cont.)

WHAT I WORE: JIEUX HAUTE COUTURE

Well today, ladies and gentlemen, I am clad in a blue Anchor Blue hooded sweater, brown cargo shorts, black leather studded Anchor Blue watch (looks like a cock ring with a clock), my blue-black (go WonderWoman!) Anchor Blue beanie, and a pair of Anchor Blue brown sandals.

RANDOM TANDEMS

VIDEO GAME REVIEW - Dragon Warrior VIII

Today I will be doing my very first gamers review and what better than to choose one of my all-star favorite game series - DRAGON WARRIOR~! Ever since I was a tyke of 9yo when I started becoming addicted to RPG's (role-playing games), I came across Dragon Warrior -- a toll-tale about a hero named Erdrick that transcended into 8 descendiary sequels in modified storylines! And today's review is a special one because of my gratuitous observation, Dragon Warrior 8 is the recent installment of motion-ready gaming (meaning all the other series before it had still-life to semi-mobile sprites during battle scenes) with more drama, suspense, action, and dark-shaded sarcasm (the best kinds are the gay innuendos in DW 8)!

We start with the cast of DW 8 that consists of 4 active members: The Hero (I named him Erdrick hehehehehe), Yangus, Jessica, and Angelo!

Erdrick is a Trodain Templar to Lord Trode (he is a sub-character that is non-playable -- or a NPC). He learns various skills that makes him well-rounded to weaponskill (swords/spears), melee, and some magic-types. His signature feature is using a boomerang that allows him to indiscriminately attack all monster groups. OH! He also has a lil hamster pet named Munchie...

Yangus is a former thief who now follows Erdrick. He refers to him as the "guv," or governor, and protects him always like a bodyguard. He is the powerhouse and is the slowest of the 4-some but makes up for his unique reportoire of skills. His signature is his adept utility of thievery from smellin' the count of treasure in an area or stealing them otherwise. However, he does not learn magic-type skills but can injure some using his fat body as armament. (no pic provided)

Next, Jessica is a noble of Alexandria and 1/2 of the magic-type users. She has big boobs and noticably spicy attitude when men flock around her. Her signature feature, besides her array of magic, is her sex appeal -- basically she becomes sexier as levels grow to stun or charm enemies to work for her, great addition to DW series! So a big-boobed mage like her can also use knives and whips to her disposal and still pack a punch like an Amazoness; consider her the powerhouse attack magician...

The last of the 4 is Angelo -- the Templar of Maella Abbey with a penchant for beautiful things but suggest homoerotic overtones concerning his prettyboy face and gestures. So this former-alterboi-turned-magic-knight is quite useful actually. He uses swords/bow to keep his enemies at bay and also is the other 1/2 of magic-type users. His signature feature is curative/supportive magic with a pinch of instant doom-type spells along with his gay-related narcissism. Boy is so vain he outbests me...he needs a boyfriend by-the-way...(any takers?) [no pic provided]

GAMEPLAY - I think thus-by-far is great. It far excels from the predecessors and has more poignant scenes all through out. It's awesome that you can replay with skill point featureette (you can distribute skill points as you level up for awesome superskills) with a foray of types: sword, spear, boomerang, melee, courage [all for Erdrick]; axe, hammer, scythe, melee, humanity [all for Yangus]; knife, whip, staff, melee, sex appeal [all for Jessica; and sword, bow, staff, melee, charisma [all for Angelo]. 10/10

MUSIC - The music never fails me to remember the old DW series. The scores are always so cute and suspenseful at times but DW8 has the most melodic tunes without remixes of electric guitars, bass, drums -- it's pretty medieval. 9/10

CONTROLS - Not that difficult. Just more to handle (look into the instruction manual for more). 10/10

STORYLINE - Very linear. Like most DW games, you have to solve clues to progress further and then you can move about in a more non-linear approach. The culprit that I know thus by far is a clown knight -- Dhoulmagus -- who apparently works for a higher power -- the Dragon King, go figure! There are many comic, tragic, dramatic, and retarded scenes that will stimulate you in a whirl of emotions...like I said it's an emotional trigger here. 9/10

FUN FACTOR - To me it's very fun. Any die hard DW fan will agree that this installment is much better than DW 7, gosh that was terrible. Even the replay value is great. 9/10

SO OVERALL MY RATING FOR DW 8 IS 10/10. WHAT ALSO ADDS IS THE PLAYABLE DEMO FOR FINAL FANTASY 12, IT'S AWESOME

DAILY ADVICE

Don't assume too much. Gather your facts and prove yourself/others that you are indeed correct. Faulty detection could lead you to misinterpretation and renders you naive...or blatantly ignorant. Hey, there's no use crying over spilled milk...

My Muscle Profile (cont. JUST MY SHOULDER/BACK)

For my loyal weight training friends, here is my routine for maintaining that awesome body of mine without feeling too vain (or not).

Shoulder/back
shoulder press (TUES ONLY)

5 sets
1st set, 10 reps w/ 50lbs
2nd set, 10 reps w/ 65lbs
3rd set, 5 reps w/ 80lbs
4th set, 5 reps w/ 65lbs
5th set, 5+ reps w/ 50lbs

shoulder barbell raise (free weights) [THURS ONLY]

5 sets
1st set, 10 reps w/ 25lbs
2nd set, 10 reps w/ 30lbs
3rd set, 10 reps w/ 35lbs
4th set, 5 reps w/ 30lb
5th set, 5+ reps w/ 25lbs

back muscle press (EITHER DAY or SOMETIMES BOTH)

5 sets
1st set, 10 reps w/ 45lbs
2nd set, 10 reps w/ 60lbs
3rd set, 5 reps w/ 75lbs
4th set, 5 reps w/ 60lbs
5th set, 5 + reps w/ 45lbs

Each exercise is different according to each person. This is a report of what I do to retain muscle. Til next...keep it hard...

I'M HERE TO BUST A GROOVE

2005-11-17T10:27:00.000-08:00

Thursday, November 17, 2005
Currently Listening
Hung Up
By Madonna
Hung Up
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Articles Sans Bullshit

Random Tandems
Cloning Allowed?
Lumbar Attack
Oh Madge! I'm Kinda HUNG UP!
So Academically Challenged
Daily Jieux Haute Couture
My Muscle Profile

RANDOM TANDEMS

CLONING ALLOWED?

Hanzo Hittori v. Strider Hiryu

Don't they look like brothers?

LUMBAR ATTACK

Today, I woke up cradling my lower back as if I slept on several bed wrinkles last night. My lumbar really hurts and I'm rubbing it a lot to relieve pain. I don't have 2400mg of Ibuprofen or 800mg of Codeine...

OH MADGE! I'M KINDA HUNG UP!

I like this video...alot. Hey I'm also a disco child displaced from 1980 -- I shoulda been back there with Al Green/Gloria Gaynor -- and everytime I see Madonna's HUNG UP video, I Bust A Groove to it! BOOYA HIRO!

SO ACADEMICALLY CHALLENGED!

I am so happy that we have officially 5wks left of this semester -- 4wks of study, 1wk of awesome FINALS!! For me? I have Honors Eng1, Honors Psychology, Honors Inorganic Chemistry and the Honors Society. Woo! I'm smart!

I've studying too much that I'm getting burnt out! LOL, well yeah I have a lil' too much of credits but...what? Fuck you...

WHAT I WORE TODAY: JIEUX HAUTE COUTURE

I am wearing a burberry hat from Kenneth Cole and a monochromatic-green gym jacket+pants. My shoes are K*Swiss with green stripes on 'em and also sportin' a pair of glasses I got from some cool peddler down in Santa Monica for $5.

(Kenneth Cole>>)

MY MUSCLE PROFILE

As of today, my general body mass index is 23.6. My current body profile is:

age: 24
ht:5'8" or 68in
wt:165lb or 75kg
approx. body frame: medium-large
biceps/triceps: 17in
neck: 16.5in
chest: 40in
waist: 33in
quads/hamstrings: 24in
calves: 21in
( to calculate your BMI enter http://www.globalrph.com/bmi.cgi this is very general without the variables of body frame and ages over 25/under 19)

Randem Tandems

2005-11-16T10:29:00.000-08:00

Wednesday,
Articles Sans Bullshit

Random Tandems
Daily Jieux Haute Couture
Daily Advice

RANDOM TANDEMS

Why is Megaman subject to such torture? Hmm...

"That's what you get for fuckin' my boifriend, Dumbnuts!"

Are they really friends? Makes you wonder...

WHAT I WORE TODAY: JIEUX HAUTE COUTURE

Take a good look at my picture to the left margin...switch my tie with a gold one and that's what I wore today. Very posh and debonaire I might add...

DAILY ADVICE

Women in schools: Please try and refrain from wearing pleated skirts without proper undergarment. Uninvited guests may appear without warning...

Articles Sans Bullshit ::: Downelink

2005-11-14T10:34:00.000-08:00

Monday,

ARTICLES SANS BULLSHIT

FORMAL INTRODUCTION

So what have I signed on to sell myself, hmm? For those who know me, I'm here! And for those who don't, read on for more episodes of Eduois-Jieux's More Dogma Before Tomorrow!

First thing first, who ever started that lame term "downe" meaning you're a homo as such? Are ya'll wantin' a nuclear term that is a sign of endearment when the lexicon is varied contiguous to "ghetto" applications and nuances? Hell, I don't recall it ever bein' used in my day...(well uh I'm uh definitely not uh 13 as uh ya'll can prey uh tell)

DAILY ADVICE

Dieting is a word to restrict yourself from physically developing yourself naturally. The cure? Fuckin' just eat what you want but follow that lil' handy dandy food pyramid for your discretion. It doesn't hurt to walk a mile or two, now does it? Incorporate that too! I prefer the term eating habit...so MODERATE PEOPLE!

RANDOM TANDEM

I guess also I get that stereotype that indeed of my nationality that I'm supposed to say hella like 20+ times in one sentence fall. I am brown, I am asian, more importantly, filipino minus the tendancy to say hella 20+ times consecutively or parlay hella every hella other hella syllable...

Most of my students that I consult with are pretty snazzy, comfy with me. I'm a surprise in a wannabe Pandora's Box -- I'll innovate my Jieux-Box for the discrepancy -- so ya'll never know what sort of random shit will be created...

WHAT I WORE TODAY: JIEUX HAUTE COUTURE

As of right this moment, I am clad in a predominant blue beenie with a stripe on it, a blue cardigan-type sweater with a fuckin' jaguar on it (I think it's a puma, no?), blue jeans that are real comfy and roomy, black with white stripes boxer-briefs (fit for comfort and conceals any arousal I create and perpetuates the accentuation of my "package"), a warm ski jacket colored taupe and black in-lining fleece...and sandals. go figure for a surfer like me to sport those kinds of footwear...

RPG-STYLE ATTRIBUTES: WHAT FUCKIN' KIND OF CLASS ARE YOU?

White Mage Please heal me...You are very caring of others and tend to the inner wounds of those injured from daily tribulations. You also suck at serving yourself and put everyone else in priority so they live and you die at their expense. Your drink for today is a Cure Tonic -- fresh and replenishes to the MAX!

Black Mage How does it feel to play fire with fire huh? You, the little spell dabbling devil, are the epitome of psychological dark intents hiding behind a hat so tall that your eyes shimmer with deviance. You also suck at looking behind you and fall, needlesstosay, victim to criticism because of spell failures. Your drink for today is a Viral Infection -- one sip sends you to Hades.

Red Mage Should you heal or injure a friend or foe? Should you determine fight or flight when someone pull's your feather from your posh red hat? Does this really matter since you're in demand from society? You suck at decision making and rely on outside peer pressed support groups because you fear yourself. Your drink for today is Coke...or Pepsi -- do ye want to take the Pepsi challenge?

Engineer The all-knowing mechanical librarian who knows from "Coming Out of a Mother's Placental Palace" to "Fellatio for Dummies"; is there anything that you can not engineer a theory, science and/or old wive's tale? You suck at common sense -- bottom line. Your drink for today is Fiji Water -- fuck the calories, it's as simple as comparing advanced physical thermalnuclear global timeshare to a 4-yr-old!

Grand Knight So you know how to wield and use a sword, wearing thick armor that will deflect all metaphysical harm? You suck at Jeopardy but you make up for the unbridled strength. You're a momma's boy employed as a ribbon -floor dancing gymnast besting out competition. Your drink for today is Starbux's Venti Caramel Double Expresso Frappucino -- although fun to say 5x, try calmin' your ass down while you're in church...

Demonaire Classic heathen with crimson skin and killer fangs, floating about having leather wings, fierce smiles and all-powerful fire breaths. Great! You can kill without penitance and you love blood. You suck at understanding one's latitude to live and often have a one track mind, dayum... Your drink for today is Bloody Mary -- although isn't actual blood, the name just satiates you for the time being before future hunting.

Thief Have ye ever felt kleptomanic episodes? Do you often trick people in order to maintain materials precious to your collection of misappropriated goods? Hello human, you might be a thief. You suck, however, at maintaining honesty and people generally think you lie the minute you shit your truths. Your drink for today is unavailable. Cheapskate, that's like thieving from a baby.

Ninja Human, you are the nature of stealth. No one can see where you are present nor discover how you got into their their treasured drawer of satin panties. You suck at projecting your personality and often run away when you are chastized for your errors. No use crying over spilled milk, dear. Your drink for today is Spilled Milk -- dude, I just told you to stop crying and go to your invisble corner! Dayum...

Samurai Life is like a cherry blossom cut to the precision of a katana. Death is welcoming when honor has presided you. You embrace fear, you are fear, you exude fear...You suck, however, at being humble because you brag with your talents directly than covertly. Lighten up, showoff! Your drink for today is Powerade -- power is boundless! You want all of it!

Clone Yourself is not you, but you are not yourself. The mirror is your friend but when you move it moves. This applies when you have no originality and you copy everyone because it's fun...but sad. You suck at identifying yourself since you have a closet full of costumes that you can uniform with. Your drink for today is Whatever-everyone-else-is-drinking since you are sooooo not original.

Monster Roar! You act on instincts for survival and prey that no one detest your rage for Darwinism! Predatorial love making versus agonistic make-up sex -- choose your path, you savage! You suck at being common so you're more susceptible to preconceived negative notions about you. Face it, you're stuck in the past. Your drink for today is Flaming Dr. Peppers -- the fire, the heat, the liquor, the name says it all you sore thumb in the mud!

I'm a proud samurai, what the fuck are you?

As always, "Do ye remember what ye did last night?"
Keep It Hard...or Not

i have a class to tend to, adieu

Randem Tandems : WWE

2005-11-14T10:31:00.000-08:00

Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Articles Sans Bullshit

Daily Jieux Haute Couture
Death of A Legendary Wrestler
Penchant for Women's Wrestling

WHAT I WORE TODAY: JIEUX HAUTE COUTURE

Well I'm wearin' my blue/stripe beenie again, some athletic ADIDAS shoes, tan shorts, a white shirt with ads on them sponsoring TROJANS (not the condom, basketballs...lol), and of course boxer briefs.

DEATH OF A LEGENDARY WRESTLER

I was in tears to learn that one of my favorite technical wrestlers, Eddie Guerrero, died in his hotel room 11/13/05. I watched the RAW show last night, 11/14/05, and it was purely an inspirational show dedicated to him. Everyone from both RAW+Smackdown! put up an awesome show to eternalize his passion for wrestling. He was known for his catch-persona of "lyin' cheatin' n' stealin' " in wrestling that captivated both audiences and fellow wrestlers. Rest in peace...Viva La Raza...

Penchant for Women's Wrestling

Hey I do love watchin' the ladies wrestling because it's so entertaining! Watchin' them hit each other in the tits and promoting breast cancer is just part of the fun. For all who join me in Diva Wrestling, I'm goin' to give a run-down of the existing WWE Divas and give my report on them appropriately.

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Known for her amazon prowess
She's got every reason to go after the belt. She is very competitive and carries a mean wrestling repertoire against any diva. She is compared as a "much prettier" Chyna (not saying Chyna isnt pretty [please dont sue me!]) and holds one of the most devastating maneuvers available in the women's division. She looks mean, can pose beautifully in her hedonistic side of photos, acts like a she-hulk and always maintains a focus -- the champ. Victoria has no problem facing any other diva for the no.01 contender spot, but we know she's got competition.
DEATHMOVE: Widow's Peak

Torrie Wilson(heel)>>

Known for her Diva Initiation-Ruination
I love how more developed Torrie has become; hell, I love her as the blonde bombshell heel! Even though her technical skills are a lil' off, she can still manage to hold her own against her fellow Divas. Have you seen her abs? She stays fit and focused more on ruining another Diva's reputation than looking towards the champion's belt. I just wish her lil' dog goes away still -- not likin' the allusion of Toto and Dorothy gig. Still, girl's got grudges and will do tons of damage mentally disabling another Diva with the help, of course, of other heels banding with her.
DEATHMOVE: Facebuster

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Known for her Go-Daddy commercials and that damn wand!
She's got me lookin' at her humps -- sorry Fergie -- the notorious Go-Daddy posterchild has now developed her heel persona even more. I still think it's funny that everytime without fail when she does her signature Tajiri-like rope-legchoke (namely on Ashley), she does her Go-Daddy dance after...leaving Victoria ('cuz she pairs often with her) to tell her "knock that shiet off and wrestle!" Nonetheless, Candice Michelle is quite the mind boggler, not only to her opponents but agreeably she appeases the crowd -- namely the men. She isn't ready to take on the champ -- unless she can defeat Victoria for it (will she turn on her superheel partner in Diva-destruction in due time?).
DEATHMOVE: Go-Daddy Web

Mickie James(face)>>

Known as the hyper Trish Stratus fan
Pshaw! We all know girl can wrestle. She is up there with Trish Stratus and Victoria as well as Lita, Jillian Hall and Melina. She has a sort of deranged happy-go-lucky disposition and has no desire for the belt (thus by far in the storyline) but eventually, in human nature, wouldn't the fans think she would develop a penchant for the championship than the admiration of the champ herself? Of course! She is the high flyer comparably like Lita but not as fast (maybe it's her boobs...lol). But regardless of her assets, she can kick a mean punch, using Headscissors, Thigh Presses, Hurricanranas -- just to name a few of her arsenal of moves. She can go for the belt, let's cheer her on!
DEATHMOVE: Supercharged Abs Kick

Ashley(face - no pic available but checkout her link for pics http://www.wwe.com/superstars/2005divasearch/ashley/profile/ )

Known as the Diva Torrie, Candice Michelle and Victoria Initiated into RAW
Well, to start off...she's pretty. She can pose beautifully in her fishnets, punk rocker outfits, and big boobs. She can wrestle, sorta. But, don't faze her out 'coz of her amateur skills and her hesitant nature -- she'll develop out to be a descent wrestler. She is more a brawler than a technical wrestler but who knows, when she gets more experience, people will chant her name and top her as a Diva among others.
DEATHMOVE: none

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Known for being a superditz
Does she have the capacity to wrestle? Well, her ditzy persona allows her to sitback and watch the Divas do the dirty work for her until she can at least put in a few pops. No way in hell is she ready to take on the champ.
DEATHMOVE: none

and finally, RAW's Trish Stratus(face)>>

Known for being the 6-time Women's Champ
Chick's got tons of moves -- Stratusfaction, Chick Kick to da head, Matrish, Modified Matrish-into-Whirly Bird, Modified Matrish-into-Hurricanrana -- so it's no wonder she has the skills and attitude to retain her title. She does not back down from a fight (even though in the past we saw her get scared of Jazz) and she always work the crowd beit wrestling (as a face) or wearing scantily clad clothings to distract other Divas (as a heel). Trish is the champ. So, who wants to overthrow her 6-time streak of bein' the top Diva of all time? Any takers? Who do you all want to replace her (of course here it's Mickie James)?
DEATHMOVE: Stratusfaction

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Known for her "Hollywood I'm-Better" attitude
The vixen of Smackdown! with a pair of boys who held the men's tag team championships plenny of times. She can work without them -- and she proved it last night in 11/14/05 First interpolated Diva Battle Royal. I keep installing her OVW moves 'coz she does show a fierce rapport of maneuvers to drain her opponents out -- both metaphysically and mentally. She has a Kyra-practor (formerly as Kyra in OVW) which is a modified Bulldog (i think?), a Kyra-Kick (a la Mickie James Supercharged Abs Kick), and also utilizes the Spear. So she needs to use them to solidify a move that I can appropriately assign her to the list. Besides showing her unique in-ring abilities, her style also incorporates being the Hollywood biotch -- even meaner than Torrie's gig -- so she combines brawling, trash talking, arrogant dirty wrestling and a penchant for the spotlight. SO without saying, go for the championship girl!
DEATHEMOVE: undefined

Jillian Hall(heel)>>

Known for that cancer on her face (concealed in pic)
Nevermind her lil growth on her face, her in-rings skills sure are not amateur. Also, in OVW as Michaela Mercedes, she has her own arsenal of moves and she is aerial. Jillian Hall can launch herself from the top turnbuckle and use a 450 Splash (like most of the cruiserwieght men use) or mimic Eddie Guerrero's signature Frog Splash, cartwheel her way into elbowdrops and flips just to add to her reputation of being defensive of her facial flaw. She can go for the championship too but I don't see too much interest for it (according to her storyline anyways).
DEATHMOVE: Cartwheel Elbowdrop

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Known for being the 1st RAW DivaSearch winner
She is the new biker babe of Smackdown! and it fits her fiery red hair persona! She still does her skippin' down the runway although to capture the crowd nonetheless. Hey she is pretty decent in the ring, arguably compable to Candice Michelle. She does have a chain of maneuvers, mostly modified after other wrestlers -- Twist of Fate, Doomsday Device with LOD, Hurricanrana. So, is she ready for the championship? I don't think so but she can try.
DEATHMOVE: undefined

Stacy Kiebler(face)>>

Known for her long, sexy legs
One of the taller, slender Divas who has proven to be more developed in her wrestling. She still uses her in-corner Legchoke, demonstrating how limber she is. She is a former dancer/cheerleader so she does many counters including cartwheels and flips to get out of danger. She is matched with Christy Hemme (if it's not a dang pillow match), Candice Michelle, and she can definitely hurt Ashley. More training for Stacy Kiebler and she can best Victoria, Mickie James, Melina, Jillian Hall to go after Trish Stratus!
DEATHMOVE: in-corner Legchoke Extension

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Known for bein' vindictive towards men/women
The lovely (and vindictive) wife of Booker T. If i remember right, during her WCW in-ring days, she wasn't that bad of a wrestler. Indeed, she isn't up there to take on Melina, Jillian Hall, Victoria, Mickie James and Trish Stratus herself but she can fare ok with Christy Hemme, Stacy Kiebler, Torrie Wilson, and Candice Michelle. I say that 'coz she can beat up Maria and Ashley in no time. In WCW, she uses slams and suplexes so if she develops into a wrestling Diva, it would be useless to appropriate a maneuver that she uses well.
DEATHMOVE: none

honorable mention is lastly Lita(heel- no pic available but checkout link for pics http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/lita/)

Known for being promiscuous in WWE
Yeah, the high flyer of the women's division who takes large bumps and is dubbed 'slut' from both the audience and fellow men of the lockers. Lita uses tons of moves -- Twist of Fate, modified Hurricanranas ANYWHERE in the ring, Senton Bombs, Moonsault, etc. She has taken on the champ before and has captured it a few times. She is up there in the ranks with Trish Stratus, hands down.
DEATHMOVE: Twist of Fate

With 13 Divas including one women's champ, it's a tough call to say who will recapture the title or a new Diva will come out on top. So many want Mickie James for the Diva's champ but I beg to differ that others will capture it before her.

Posted 11/15/2005 9:54 AM - 2 comments